molester

2000, "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" (season 4, episode 16), South Park Kyle: I wish I didn't have any parents! Cartman: Well, you could make them go away for a while. Kyle: How? Cartman: Well, I mean, you could call the police and have them take your parents away. Stan: The police? Cartman: Yeah! I saw it on TV. All you gotta do is call the police, and say that your parents both molestered you. Kyle: What's that? Cartman: I don't know, but it works. When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend, I just called the police, and said he was molestering me, and I haven't seen him for three months.